GL: since your hit CD came out and youve gone on tour, have your lives changed drastically?
Anthrax: Yes! We have all these responsibilities right now. We have to worry bout school and money. Were even trying to write new songs. And no offence but these interviews are really stressful. Whats that Isabel? Isabel says she hates you. Good bunny.
Aids: Im gonna agree with anthrax on that 1. Its really hard. I cant even make fun of Justin Timberlake with out getting on the spotlight by the press. I mean cmon, cant a girl have some fun?
GL: so if you two didnt have all the money and success what would you probably be doing right now?
Anthrax: Isabel says we would probably work at Mc Donald's.*laughing* and get fired for playing in the ball pit with little kids.
Aids: I would be a high school drop out working full time at Mc Donalds and Wendys and not being able to pay my parents rent.
GL: thats interesting. Anyway, whats with your style? I mean its kind of weird being a punk band and dressing in either all white or all red.
Anthrax: I dress in all white because my name is anthrax. Anthrax is a white powder. Isabel says she is white because she was born like that and because she hates you. Good bunny.
Aids: I dress in red because my name is Aids. I attack the blood stream with full throttle and dont give a damn if you die. Anyway, hope yuh have a good day.
GL: this is a question just for Aids. I know you have this built up psycho personality, but what are you like in real life?
Aids: Im really nice. I have a punk personality and i dont care what you think. Im compared to lots of people but Ive got my own individuality.
GL: What i really have to know is where do you come up with all of your songs? They relate to so many people....
Anthrax: we really just start with 1 sentence and add on. We made Darkened Space from Aids song she wrote. We just added on. The song That Explains it" was made in school at recess. We sort have meanings but theyre messed up and never on subject.
Aids: what she said
GL: so what do you really want out of this ? I mean other then fame and the money. Do you really want to get a message across to teenagers.
Anthrax: well, yeah thats basically it. We want to get a message across to teens. That message is " Remember kids! Determination counts!"
Aids: *laughing*unless you work at Mc Donald's then all you do is get promoted from janitor to the dude who dresses up as a big mac. Um my goal is not fame or fortune but to be someone people look up to. I want to write songs that girls(possibly guys depending on how weird you are) will sing at the top of their lungs in their room. They can sing the wrong words I dont care.
GL: so you guys really put effort into your music and fans but how do you feel about getting compared to people like Avril and Amy Lee?
Anthrax :I h8e it! In school everyone says I look like Avril and now everyone says I am Avril! Amy Lee is cool. Dont get me wrong Avril is too but she looks like me so its like so not kewl!
Aids: yeah what she said. Hey is this interview almost over? Punk'd is on in 20 minutes.
GL: but I thought you were having pizza with us?
Anthrax: *running around screaming* oh nooooo! The pizza is attacking....AGAIN!!!!!
Aids: cmon eva! Um I mean Anthrax...lets go.
GL: well that answers everything.... anyway dont forget to watch the new hit show Were here were queer..get used to it.
INTERVIEW WITH YM
YM: now Im going to ask a question that everyone is dying to hear, do you 2 have boyfriends?
Anthrax
: NO! Well i did but Isabel told me to dump him. She also told me to burn down the school. Good bunny.
Aids
: i dont know..... if i dont then he's dead. If i do then he should be dead.
YM: you 2 havent really put much thought into your next album, is that right?
Anthrax
: well, yeah i guess we haven't. I mean you dont have to push us.
Aids
: what she said
YM: sorry i didnt mean to push you. So what would you be doing right now if you weren't famous?
Anthrax
: Isabel says she hates you and someone already asked us that question earlier. Isabel also says youre a little piece of *beep* *beep* *beep*. Oops i don't think you can say that here can you?
Aids
: not legally.
YM:so you have no other comments about anything that can add on to this interview?
Anthrax
: no i don't but Isabel does. She says she hates you. Good bunny
Aids
: what Isabel said
Isabel
: i hate you. I hate you. i h8e you. I h8e you. I h8e you.
YM: oh my god. Its a talking bunny....
Anthrax: well at first we didnt know what to do with all the money, first we tried shredding it.., and burning it...but finally we decided to give it all away.
DM: er.....right. and who told you to do this?
Anthrax: well duh! Isabel told us. Good Bunny.
DM: you mean that stuffed animal youve been holding, talks to you?
Anthrax: he talks to me and Aids, tell em aids!
Aids: well yeah we listen to everything Isabel tells us to do.
Anthrax: shes our master, band icon, secratery,private investigator, and boss all in one!
Aids: she told us to do many things such as dump our boyfriends, work at Mc Donalds and other stuff too but that would be another interveiw we already took.
DM: I see. so you practically worship that stuffed animal and seem to make very strange decisions. now i will ask the next question.
DM: so no,
Anthrax: exscuse me lady asking questions?
DM: so you seem,
Anthrax: um hello???
DM: Anthrax will you please stop interupting me?
Anthrax: but!
DM: what?
Anthrax: Isabel told me something she wanted me to tell you
DM: what did the sweet creature say so i can get on with my life!
Anthrax: Isabel says she hates you.
DM:
DM: right....now WpW who came up with the Mr Kubart thing and that weird old man who says "actually this musics pretty good!" ?
Aids: well both of us. we just make stuff up as we go along and we make up words first to sounds and then add the music.
DM: i see, well then who came up with the pizza thing?
Anthrax: PIZZA? PIZZA!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aids: you said the "P" word....brace yourself.
*Aids and the interviwer go and hide behind the couch*
Anthrax: pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'gasp gasp" Pizz....ah.....pizza...... sigh....
Aids: never say pizza around anthrax! .....opps....
Anthrax: PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the rest of this interveiw could not be complete due to a terrible condition of the interveiwees untill next time!
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